I Wish I Could Have Been There

Grade A comedy

This nigga right here…is this new spokesman for this blog. Hands down. My dude got disqualified for taking too much time during an injury stoppage. Then in flash, he kicks the judge in the head. I feel like doing this shit at work all the time. The Olympics have been GREAT when it comes to this kinda stuff, as referenced by a previous post. Anyway, I’m going to ESPN Zone to watch some more of these shenanigans.

Are You Fuckin Serious ? (Remix)

Got this link from Jameil. It must be dumb criminals week, cause this is ri-goddamn-diculous. Click the link, and enjoy the stupidity. It’s goes from good to great at about 1:25.

Are You Fuckin Serious ?

You know, sometimes you see shit and think to yourself, “Are you fuckin serious ?”. Well, this is one of those times.

Woman calls police about ‘fake’ cocaine

Mon Aug 13, 4:32 PM ET

ROCHELLE, Ga. – A woman was arrested after she called police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were “fake.”

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.

Now, how much crack do you have to have smoked in your lifetime to think this was a good idea ? She obviously was high at the time, cause she said the shit was fake, yet she gets arrested for posession. Does your coke tolerance get so high, that you don’t even know that you smoked real shit ? That’s a damn shame.