Since there’s nothing on TV here in Vegas but this…updated w/ video

Here’s something I was thinking about last night, cause I was trying to figure out what would make this nigga run up in a hotel room with a goon squad…wouldn’t it be funny if O.J. didn’t kill his wife and Ron Goldman ? What if years of having your shit taken, people making fun of you, and your life ruined caused you to finally snap ? A random chain of bad luck events and Murphy’s Law points all of the evidence squarely at you. But for the sake of comedy, let’s just say that it was Pedro Guerrero who did it, but you’ve taken the blame for all these years. That could possibly be enough to make you lose your mind up in here, up in here. You might kick in a door or two. Who knows ? And for my next question…let’s say you’re hanging out in Vegas for a wedding, and at the reception O.J. pulls you to the side and says “Hey cuzz, I need you to roll with me over to Palace Station to pick up some of my stuff”, do you respond with:

A. I would be delighted to help you retrieve your belongings, Orenthal.
B. Nigga, I’m not going anywhere with you.
C. Sure, round up the fellas and we can stop off at Hooters on the way back.
D. Nigga, I’m not going ANYWHERE with you
E. You got gas money ?

It was all good just a week ago, and now you’re facing 11 felonies cause you decided to give this fool a ride. Me personally, I’m not gonna be in any situation involving O.J. Simpson and there’s not at least 47 witnesses. I’m just saying.

Disclaimer: Before anybody gets all nutty on me, I believe that he DID kill Ron Goldman & Nicole Brown

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3 responses

  1. jameil1922

    lmao!! someone totally paid him to do that! hilarious.

    September 21, 2007 at 12:15 pm

  2. Hustle Simmons

    he’s a writer on the jimmy kimmel show…he shows up at all the celebrity court cases stirring up shit. funny thing is, major news outlets actually quote this dude

    September 23, 2007 at 4:52 pm

  3. Doe Boy Fresh!

    The OJ 07 shirt is the shit!

    September 26, 2007 at 8:11 am

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