Archive for August, 2007

Hip Hop is beyond dead (Yeah, I said it)

So, I’m watching B.E.T.(shoot me) this morning and I see what is possibly the worst song ever…EVER ! “Crank Dat Soulja Boy” is fuckin awful. Now I’m not trying to be one of those hip hop elitists, but damn, is this what it’s come to ? This nigga has a deal with Interscope but Big Daddy Kane can’t even get a 16 on somebody’s remix ? “This Is Why I’m Hot”, “A Bay Bay”, “Watch My Feet” ? This can’t be right. Not only is it all over TV, but it’s playing on the radio all day too. Let it be known, that I’m never gonna bash Chingy on this blog ever again(ok, I probably will), cause by today’s standards he’s Rakim.

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I thought this nigga couldn’t read


I’m watching “The Cosby Show”, and it’s the episode when Cliff was awarded doctor of the year, but he couldn’t attend cause he was delivering a pizza or a kid or something. So, he writes his acceptance speech for Theo to read in his place. Now, he was a little nervous in the beginning, but he got through it without a hitch…if you recall, around the time Theo was in 11th or 12th grade, they found out all of his issues with his grades weren’t because he was lazy, it’s because he was dyslexic…but 4 or 5 years earlier he was reading just fine ? Get the fuck outta here, I didn’t know you could get dyslexia like herpes. One day you’re fine, next thing you know words are running around on the page like the ants in that one Tom & Jerry cartoon (+10 if you know which one I’m talking about). Well, you can’t really expect “The Cosby Show” to be consistent, they’ve had people playing 2 or 3 different characters on that show over the years. One episode you’re Denise’s boyfriend, @ years later you’re being introduced to Denise as Theo’s homeboy. Who was in charge of casting over at “Cos” productions ?


Are You Fuckin Serious ? (Remix)

Got this link from Jameil. It must be dumb criminals week, cause this is ri-goddamn-diculous. Click the link, and enjoy the stupidity. It’s goes from good to great at about 1:25.


Are You Fuckin Serious ?

You know, sometimes you see shit and think to yourself, “Are you fuckin serious ?”. Well, this is one of those times.

Woman calls police about ‘fake’ cocaine

Mon Aug 13, 4:32 PM ET

ROCHELLE, Ga. – A woman was arrested after she called police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were “fake.”

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.

Now, how much crack do you have to have smoked in your lifetime to think this was a good idea ? She obviously was high at the time, cause she said the shit was fake, yet she gets arrested for posession. Does your coke tolerance get so high, that you don’t even know that you smoked real shit ? That’s a damn shame.


Look Ma, I’m on TV !!!

LOL this nigga looking and sounding like a black version of Froggy

scroll down the page for the O.G. version


756

Last night, Barry Bonds hit his 756th career home run to pass Hank Aaron as the all-time leader…about 45 seconds later, half the baseball fans in the world lost their collective minds. People are actually outraged because he’s finally done it. Now, I’m far from a Barry Bonds fan, and not because I think he’s a cheater, but because he plays for the Giants. That’s all. With that said, I think it’s a good thing that he’s done it. I’m not gonna jump on the “Let’s shit on Barry” bandwagon, because everyone is trying to get him to take the fall for something that’s larger than him. Oh yes, this shit is bigger than Nino Brown. The powers that be in Major League Baseball knew exactly what was going on with the players and the supplements that a lot of them were taking, and NOW they want to try and seperate themselves from it. That’s one of a couple reasons I’m not gonna get into the whole asterisk business. If you give Barry one, I want to see one next to Mark McGwire’s, Sammy Sosa’s, Rafael Palmeiro’s and everybody’s golden boy, Roger Clemens’ records too. But that’s another blog for another day. For right now, I applaud Barry Bonds and his linestepping ass.


Motivation

I got an email a couple days ago from one of my 6 loyal readers and it went a little like this:

“Vegas has made you soft, son”

Well, that’s not exactly what it said, but that’s how it went in my head. Then today, I got hit up again, and someone else essentially said the same thing. On top of that, I’m reading other people’s stuff and thinking “You niggas are corny”, then reading some of my recent stuff and thinking to myself, “Self, you’re cornier than the corny niggas right now”. Then I read some of the people that I do like and see how brilliant some of it is, and the wheels start turning. The game needs to be stepped up. Yep.


Moment Of Clarity

So, I’m watching “Scott Baio is 45…and single” on vh1, and on more than one occasion, I found myself thinking “Oh shit, this is me”. Who knew that me & Chachi were one in the same ? I’m as picky as he is when it comes to women, as those of you who read this blog regularly already know, but I’m not as much of a dog as he is. As much as I enjoy being single, there are those moments when I think it’s time to shut it down and find Mrs. Right (as opposed to Miss Right Now) and have a lil niglet or 2 before I’m the old dude in the club 15 years from now…isn’t Jessica Alba back on the market ?


Bah !

Ok, this weather situation is out of control. After months of blazing hot temperatures, now rain has been thrown into the mix. Yes, rain on top of the 100+ degree temps. This shit is uncalled for. I start sweating just by looking out of my window.

*Longs for the 80 degree L.A. days*