T.O. part 1

So, if you’ve never had the opportunity to go to Toronto, take it from your boy, it’s a good look. I’ll definitely be going back. I went to work on Thursday at 11, so I was up at around 8am….worked all day, came home and packed, then jumped on a red eye at midnight. I had an aisle seat, so I didn’t get any sleep. I ended up watching a couple episodes of “Martin” on my laptop. I get in around 7:30, get to the hotel around 8am, and since the subway station was in the building, the hotties on their way to work were everywhere so your boy caught his second wind. I was ready to roll. So, I start strolling the new neighborhood, getting the lay of the land before my boy got in. And for those of you in Toronto, how come nothing opens up at 9am like the rest of the world ? I had to wait until 11am just to get a haircut. But anyway, I head back to the hotel before I hook up with a friend for lunch around 2…which was fuckin delicious. Good food + good company = good times. We hang out for a while, then separate and make plans for later, then I hook up with my boy since his flight has come in. We roll out to learn more of the hood, then head over to Empire Lounge for a quick dinner & drinks. On the way, we stroll past the world’s worst transvestite…this fucker put no effort into his tranny-ism (Yeah, I made that shit up, tranny-ism. feel free to use it.). Basically, it was a dude with a 5 o’clock shadow, a dress and a wig on. Looked nothing like a woman, but like in “Beverly Hills Cop” when Eddie Murphy saw the 2 dudes with the Michael Jackson jackets on, we were bent over in laughter. This was gonna be a good night. We spent the rest of the evening hitting the clubs/bars in the area and waiting for some of the local peeps we know to show up…even though they never did (More on that later). Finally, at about 3am, I stumble back to my room to finally try and get some sleep, but I ended up going to bed after sunrise…It’s now Saturday.

4 responses

  1. RiceCrispy

    I believe lunch was around 1pm but hey…who’s keeping track? 🙂

    July 16, 2007 at 10:02 pm

  2. Hustle Simmons

    well, considering i was up for over 24 hours and flown through 3 time zones, i’m allowed to be off by an hour 🙂

    July 17, 2007 at 3:57 pm

  3. ms. complexity

    Man – TO is the greatest city on earth. Not that I’m biased or anything…
    Wish I was there – would have been great to meet the comedian of all comedians!

    July 22, 2007 at 9:03 pm

  4. Hustle Simmons

    actually, l.a. is the greatest city on earth. that is all.

    July 25, 2007 at 11:04 pm

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