Hot as a ho in church
It’s waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to hot here. There’s no reason for any place on this earth to be over 100 degrees every damn day. It’s so hot here, that animals don’t even come outside. I saw a dog the other day for the first time in about a month. Sad thing is, it’s only gonna get hotter. Every day, I think about going back to L.A., that’s how fuckin hot it is. I love Vegas, but this is ridiculous. For shits and giggles, go to Yahoo! weather and check out the 6-10 day forecast for Las Vegas, then point and laugh at me.