The Linesteppers Guide To Good Times…
If you’re like me, then you like to enjoy life. I’m here to help you increase your fun factor by at least 25% if you follow these easy steps.
Step 1. Find at least 3 other like-minded individuals, one of whom has to be more responsible than the rest of you. Reason being, someone has to say at some point, “I don’t this is a good idea” or “Nigga, we might die if we do that”. Also you have to be compatible with the rest of your crew, cause you don’t want a wet sock ass nigga* with you.
Step 2. Eat, drink & be merry. Hungry niggas make grumpy niggas. Before and after you go out.
Step 3. Party like a rockstar ? No…fuck that, party like a normal person. That party like a rockstar shit will have you slapping strippers, threatening club owners and biting bouncers on the leg, leaving you with 2 felonies…ask Adam Jones.
Stay in your lane, and do it like you work 40-60 hours a week, not like you work 3-4 hours a night in front of 20,000 people, ya dig ?
Step 4. Realize that the person you meet is NOT Mr./Mrs. Right. Chances are, if you meet someone between the hours of 10:30pm and 3:00am, they will not be slipping a ring on your finger in front of Rev. Ike and your family & friends next summer. It is what it is.
Step 5. Carpe Diem. You only live once, so take advantage of everything life gives you. Don’t be that angry, old person who no one likes, who regrets their life decisions.
By following these 5 easy steps, your life should be significantly improved. There are other steps that could be taken, but most of y’all aren’t ready for that shit yet…baby steps. With that said, I’m off to the Playboy Club at the Palms for a couple drinks. (Yeah, it’s after 1:00am and I haven’t even left the crib yet, but like I said, you cats aren’t ready for this level of the game.)