The “Behind The Music – New Edition” show on VH1, NEVER gets old. Between Bobby’s crooked mouth, and Michael saying “we just wanted our money, man…and all we got was $1.87”. I can’t get enough of this shit. 🙂 I just wanted to share that. Back to the show…
You know what else ? Simple shit makes me smile. For instance, this video lays me the fuck out:
The music KILLS me.
When you’re talking to someone with a lazy eye, how do you decide on which one to look at ? Or are you like me and try to look at everything else but the eye, like the nose…or whoever’s walking by at the moment ?
Cause I swear that I work with somebody that looks like this…
It’s waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to hot here. There’s no reason for any place on this earth to be over 100 degrees every damn day. It’s so hot here, that animals don’t even come outside. I saw a dog the other day for the first time in about a month. Sad thing is, it’s only gonna get hotter. Every day, I think about going back to L.A., that’s how fuckin hot it is. I love Vegas, but this is ridiculous. For shits and giggles, go to Yahoo! weather and check out the 6-10 day forecast for Las Vegas, then point and laugh at me.
Why is “Flavor Of Love: Charm School” sponsored by KFC Chicken N’ Biscuit bowl ?
If you’re like me, then you like to enjoy life. I’m here to help you increase your fun factor by at least 25% if you follow these easy steps.
Step 1. Find at least 3 other like-minded individuals, one of whom has to be more responsible than the rest of you. Reason being, someone has to say at some point, “I don’t this is a good idea” or “Nigga, we might die if we do that”. Also you have to be compatible with the rest of your crew, cause you don’t want a wet sock ass nigga* with you.
Step 2. Eat, drink & be merry. Hungry niggas make grumpy niggas. Before and after you go out.
Step 3. Party like a rockstar ? No…fuck that, party like a normal person. That party like a rockstar shit will have you slapping strippers, threatening club owners and biting bouncers on the leg, leaving you with 2 felonies…ask Adam Jones.
Stay in your lane, and do it like you work 40-60 hours a week, not like you work 3-4 hours a night in front of 20,000 people, ya dig ?
Step 4. Realize that the person you meet is NOT Mr./Mrs. Right. Chances are, if you meet someone between the hours of 10:30pm and 3:00am, they will not be slipping a ring on your finger in front of Rev. Ike and your family & friends next summer. It is what it is.
Step 5. Carpe Diem. You only live once, so take advantage of everything life gives you. Don’t be that angry, old person who no one likes, who regrets their life decisions.
By following these 5 easy steps, your life should be significantly improved. There are other steps that could be taken, but most of y’all aren’t ready for that shit yet…baby steps. With that said, I’m off to the Playboy Club at the Palms for a couple drinks. (Yeah, it’s after 1:00am and I haven’t even left the crib yet, but like I said, you cats aren’t ready for this level of the game.)
Just to prove I’m not dead, I decided to drop a few words. Work + triple digit temperatures makes your boy less than enthusiastic about typing. Funny thing is, I have a lot of shit to type about. So, I’m gonna challenge myself to write something every day for the next 2 weeks, before your boy takes a hard earned vacay. On that note, peep this:
Discuss amongst yourselves…