Niggas In Random Places

So, I’m watching the Dodgers/Padres game last night, and before the game there was a tribute to Jackie Robinson. There was a performance by the First A.M.E. choir, a speech by MLB Comissioner Bud Selig, Jackie’s wife Rachel, Courtney B. Vance & Marlon Wayans opened the celebration with speeches, Hank Aaron & Frank Robinson (no relation) threw out the first pitch, Angela Bassett showed up, Jesse Jackson was there, Jennifer Hudson sang the National Anthem…it was good times all around. But let’s go back 17 minutes…I said to myself:

“There’s Courtney B. speaking about Jackie, but I’m not really paying attention. That sounds like Marlon Wayans. *Looks up* That IS Marlon Wayans. What is THAT nigga doing there ? This fool better not do anything ig’nant…and who made the executive decision to invite this nigga anyway ? And how many other people did the get ‘No’ from before settling on Marlon ? Was Tito Jackson not available ? What about Avery Brooks ? Did Jesse Jackson have laryngitis ? I need to know this shit.”

So, if anyone out there knows Marlon, or can get in contact with him, find out how he ended up there. It’s gonna bother me until I find out. But another highlight was watching the Dodger ballboy get knocked the fuck out. It was brilliant.


4 responses

  1. jameil1922

    lmao!!!!!!! you are so foolish! but for real… someone tell him so he can tell me.

    April 17, 2007 at 10:20 am

  2. Doe Boy Fresh!

    I guess Dwayne Martin couldn’t get out of his gig over at Costco? Hahahaha

    April 18, 2007 at 6:49 am

  3. Nye

    “We should invite one of the Wayans!” Meeting bursts out in much needed laughter break.

    “Yeah..wonder if they’re booked. We’d never get one…” more laughter.

    “Hey…Kim’s probably free!”

    “Hey..if we’re going to do it..then let’s DO it! Let’s get Marlon. Maybe he’ll dress up in a diaper!” …hysterical laughter…

    Spotlight on quiet, yet nervous young assistant who’s trying to make a good impression jotting down “Call Marlon Wayans…”

    That’s how it goes down. Trust me.

    April 19, 2007 at 11:37 am

  4. Hustle Simmons

    i’m pretty sure it was the same team who picks the celebs for surreal life

    April 19, 2007 at 11:56 am

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