Hardy har har

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the
night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch
on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the
porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died
some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t
felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid
down and told him “Take me,young man. Take me!”

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fools!”

And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.

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3 responses

  1. jameil1922

    hahahha. i would’ve shot him too. why not? you probably don’t have long left anyway. why not go to a sr. center? they’re all horny there. (don’t ask abt the analyzation)

    April 2, 2007 at 10:36 am

  2. RiceCrispy

    I’m still mad at you for putting that messed up video up.

    April 6, 2007 at 8:54 am

  3. Hustle Simmons

    come onnnnnnn, i put up proper and sufficient warning….blame your curiousity ;-p

    April 8, 2007 at 5:38 pm

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