Who else is celebrating "Singles Awareness Day" ?

*Originally posted 2-14-06. But it still fits*


I am. If I didn’t have to work tonight, I’d be out clubbing. Forget the candy and flowers shit, it’s rum and coke for me. I think this is the most overrated day of the year. The shit that people wait for this day to do, when I’m with somebody, I do on a regular basis. So, when I get to work, I’m hoping that I don’t have to hear all the girls blabbing about when they got from their man, or what they’re gonna do tonight. Fuck that, your man is a lame. When was the last time he did something nice for you, just because ? Thought so. If you’re single, raise your glasses, and enjoy the corny-ness that is going on around you. Salud.

Turn your speakers on, and play it loud…especially the part at the end when Dre starts crooning “Fuck that Valentiiiiiiines Day-eeeeeeee”

And a lil buttnaked baby flying around shooting at people ? Nigga please…

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10 responses

  1. Accomplice

    nigga please indeed. v day always sucks, whether i’m with someone or not.

    February 15, 2006 at 7:52 am

  2. Mrs A.

    ok, i’m just cracking up at the title of your blog cuz i just called someone a H.L.S. today…damn!!! (and the address-ROFL)

    February 15, 2006 at 11:25 am

  3. Ms. Secrets

    love day should beevery day. i say shower me with tokens of lover everyday. what really pisses me off about love day is the flowers. i love flowers but that $50-$100 could have went to better use. the flowers are goin to die in 3day anyways.

    February 15, 2006 at 1:06 pm

  4. jameil1922

    hahahahaha

    February 15, 2006 at 3:21 pm

  5. Bint Alshamsa

    I’m with ya all the way but did the little white baby on the picture have to take an arrow to the base of his skull? I mean, you could have at least given cupid a quick demise. Next year you should find a picture of him getting a lethal injection. Hey, if it’s good enough for hundreds of innocent black people, I figure it’s good enough for that little winged bastard too.

    Thanks for making me laugh heartily!

    February 22, 2006 at 8:49 pm

  6. ms. complexity

    V-Day can go to hell!! I’ll raise my glass with you!

    February 14, 2007 at 5:07 pm

  7. jameil1922

    hahahaha you are so foolish! know what? you’re right. my baby loves me everyday which is why i could give 2 shits about today. just another day!

    February 14, 2007 at 6:22 pm

  8. DivineLavender

    Here! Here!

    February 14, 2007 at 8:49 pm

  9. Nita

    At least there’s one good thing about V-Day: On Febuary 15, all of the candy’s 75% off.

    February 15, 2007 at 12:41 am

  10. Nye

    I’m gonna go against the norm here…just cuz personally, I really enjoy being set up for failure every Feb.14th. I get dumb shit like flowers when you know DAMN WELL I want Bose Surround Sound. But oh well. They’ll do. And I know what you’re thinking…I should be lucky to get that. “I love you every day… I don’t need one day to show it.” Oh yes the fuck you do. Because I got jack squat on Feburary 2nd , December 17th, November 9th,…etc. My sex and cooking game has been TIGHT for the last 365 days and you keep forgetting to remind me of that. So guess what? You need this day homie. Feel the pressure. Hallmark, 1-800-Flowers, DeBeers, Godiva, teenage girls and Oprah got my back kid…and we roll DEEP. Now. Muli…Where’s my fuckin’ candy?

    February 15, 2007 at 12:33 pm

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