"I’m talking to you" – Clifford Harris

Hey all, I’m on the last of working 7 straight days, but this ditty had to be shared. Remember this post from a few months ago ? Well, this nigga is pretending to be his girl again…I get this random ass email the other day from who is staposedly* the girl in question asking “Are you in Vegas yet ?”, to which i reply, “Before I answer any questions I need some sort of
confirmation that I’m replying to who I think it is and not some jealous boyfriend trying to catch his girl in some shit. k thx bye :-)”(Ok, I’m lying about the “k thx bye :-)” part, but I should have, that’s good shit). So, after some replies like, “It’s me”, “Call my cell”, and “Well, I’m in Vegas, nevermind…”, it’s obvious that I’m not speaking to who I should be, cause if it was, there is NO WAY that she would give up that easily. I know this chick, she’s relentless. If she wanted to see me that night, she would have made it happen. And since I know your pathetic self reads this, let me say I do give your retarded ass credit for trying. It’s obvious that she’s relegedly* fucking somebody else and you’re intent on finding out who, but like I said the last time, it’s not me. But you are a great source of amusement for myself and the other 3.7 people who read this blog. It’s been fun, but I have shit to do today. K Thx Bye 🙂

*From Damon Wayans’ Still Standing


7 responses

  1. jameil1922

    as one of the 3.7 readers… LMAO!!! yes thank you dumb ass!!! hahahahahaha. sending emails ain’t the way to find out who your gf is screwing.

    February 5, 2007 at 5:16 pm

  2. Diddy

    They sound like candidates for Maury’s next “You are NOT the father” cripwalking contest.

    February 5, 2007 at 6:55 pm

  3. Nye

    As for person 2.8 that reads this shit… THIS dude has now become the mid-america white housewife to my Oprah. I feel compelled to help him and give him a nice big bowl of truth flakes. Here’s my two & 1/2 cents.

    1st cent: Ya girl don’t have to go to Vegas to eff around on ya. She can do it at home and it only takes 30 minutes. (20 if she’s gangsta.) She can do it on her lunchbreak with minty fresh breath and not a hair outta place.

    2nd cent: We (meaning women) are better at it than you. Whoever is STILL throwin cane is so good , she’s dickmatized and steppin her “lemme hide it” game up cuz she don’t wanna lose it. (Hard to find good cane.) You’ll NEVER find out if she don’t want you to. So sigh heavily and kick a stone down the road kid.

    & 1/2 cents: If the author of this blog is bonin ya chick, the reverse psychology is GANGSTA. (Ok. I admit. Just threw that in there because I wanna fuel your paranioa. I just…don’t want it to stop. I really don’t. It tickles.)

    February 6, 2007 at 9:33 am

  4. Miz JJ

    He is really trying to catch her doing some dirt. Have you told her the lengths he is going too? Man that is just too pathetic.

    February 6, 2007 at 10:06 am

  5. Tenacious

    Well damn. I’ve heard it all.

    February 7, 2007 at 4:18 am

  6. Hustle Simmons

    i just want to know if it’s just me, or is this cat interrogating every dude she knows

    February 8, 2007 at 1:40 am

  7. lysa

    wow. this guy (and if he’s reading this, much like Hustle Simmons, I’m talking to you…YOU are/is such a lame. no wonder you’re/he’s being cheated on. I’d cheat on you too and would probably start hitting your friends off for g.p. just because you’re so lame…

    Humming in my head…

    “you’re so lame…you probably think this blog is about you, don’t you?”

    February 8, 2007 at 2:14 pm

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