Archive for January, 2007

Plain Ol’ Ig’nant

So, I’m watching tv the other day, and my show was interrupted by a breaking news story. The first thing that entered my mind was, “Damn, Obama has been shot already ?”. Luckily, that wasn’t the case. What happened was, Barbaro was put to sleep…yeah, I was thinking the same thing, “Who gives a shit ?”. Not only did they interrupt my tv watching time with a story about a dead horse, but they ran video tributes to this fucker. IT’S A HORSE ! People die and tragic ways daily, that don’t recieve the attention that a euthanized horse got. Now, I could understand if Barbaro had once saved a baby from a burning building, was the first horse to be inducted in the the Major League Baseball hall of fame, or came up with the cure for AIDS. All understandable situations, but this was a fucking horse, who only raced 6 times. I’m not impressed. Today I read that there will be a scholarship started in Barbaro’s name…not even I can make this shit up. This is out of control. I don’t understand it, and maybe one day someone can explain it to me, but if there’s one thing I do know, it’s this:

The hood ain’t checking for Barbaro.

Public Service Announcement 1/23/07

Niggas, niggettes, grown ups, in betweens, children and babies, People with jobs,
people without jobs, middle class, upper class, high class, all dat. Cats, snakes, chickens, ducks…elderly people and twerkers, lend me your ears. I will be filing papers today to create a presidential exploratory committee. The decisions that have been made in Washington over the past six years and the problems that have been ignored have put our country in a precarious place. I’m here to fix that shit. No more sleeping at the wheel, bitches. Your boy is in the building…shout out to Mannie Fresh. In the coming weeks, I will lay out my detailed plan to put this wonderful country of ours back where it belongs, if you’ll let me. Mack 10, kick my theme music nigga.

Previous P.S.A.’s

Click Here To See The P.S.A. for November 2005

Click Here To See The P.S.A. for December 2005

Click Here To See The P.S.A. for January 2006

Click Here To See The P.S.A. for February 2006

Click Here To See The P.S.A. for March 2006

Click Here To See The P.S.A. for August 2006

Discuss amongst yourselves

I can’t get enough of this picture. Click to enlarge, and enjoy the funny.

Chin Check

I try to stay away from the “Celebrity” type stuff unless it’s really stupid, or I can find something hilariously funny in the details that most people might miss…this is one of those moments:

Jan. 17, 2007 — Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into rehab, according to a statement issued through her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik.

“I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”

Us Weekly reports that Lohan entered the posh Wonderland Center in Los Angeles at 2:30 p.m. Wednesday, arriving in a sports utility vehicle and clutching a Jamba Juice.

So, you issue a statment to a national publication asking for the public to respect your privacy while telling the world exactly where you’re going ? Yeah…makes sense.

Just last month, the 20-year-old actress revealed that she had been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for a year.

“I haven’t had a drink in seven days. Or anything,” she said to People. “I’m not even legal to, so why would I? I don’t drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there’s no need to. I feel better not drinking. It’s more fun. I have Red Bull.”

I actually heard this one on the radio on one of my drives back to L.A…so, you’ve been going to A.A. for a year, but you’ve only gone 7 days without a drink ? Your sponsor ain’t shit….and as far as the not drinking in clubs goes, you’s a lyin ass. I’ve seen your underage ass in the spot with a drink in your hand. You don’t sip non-alcoholic beverages, no one takes that long to drink pineapple juice.

“It’s a place to go and feel safe,” Zelnik said at the time. “No one judges her, and it’s going to be a slow process. But, to me, the fact that she’s seeing that there’s something not right makes her smarter than the next person.”

In December, she was seen partying with exotic dancers in New York City. The “Mean Girls” star has embarked on pole-dancing lessons to prepare for a role in the upcoming film “I Know Who Killed Me.”

Lessons, my ass…you’s a drunk, and got caught doing drunk shit.

Last July, Lohan was treated for several hours at a Los Angeles area hospital for overheating and dehydration on the set of “Georgia Rule.”

aka Cocaine overdose and/or alcohol poisoning. Honestly, I thought she’d be dead by now. I wonder if Dame or Fif is gonna be there for her in her time of need ?

The studio producing the film accused her of “all night partying” — which caused her to miss work and cost the studio “hundreds of thousands of dollars” in damages.

In a July 26 letter to Lohan, the CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, James G. Robinson, said Lohan was “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional” and acting “like a spoiled child.”

“You’re fired” – Donald Trump

Despite her reputation as a party girl, Lohan had long denied that her social life had gotten out of hand. In a November appearance on Oprah Winfrey, she asked, “Is it a crime to go dancing with your friends?”

It hasn’t been an easy January for Lohan. Earlier this month, she was hospitalized for an appendectomy.

Let’s recap. Lindsay is going to rehab, but wants people to respect her privacy and not bother her while she’s at Wonderland Center, 8207 Mulholland Dr. L.A., Ca. 90046

She’s been going to A.A. for a year, but recently stopped drinking for 7 days about a month ago. Her sponsor, Paula Abdul, could not be reached for comment.

She’s been out and about, coking it up and sloring around, all in the name of research.

And now she’s gonna get her life right. Kudos, Lindsay. I dedicate this to you, wityostankinass:

Animals strike curious poses…

Ok, the title has nothing to do with this post. I just felt like putting it there. So, since I’ve had a loooooooong time off from writing on this thing consistently, I’ve decided to add a few things flip it up a little bit…just some random ideas. First thing, this page will be moving to it’s own .com since blogger can be more temperamental than a bride 2 days before a wedding. Secondly, random video segments will be added…sort of like a “State of the Linestepper Union” address. Thirdly, I’m gonna start charging $5.99 per month to view the content…ok, I’m lying about the third one…but there will be a few more changes as time passes. I don’t want to mention them right now, cause, quite frankly they probably won’t work and I don’t want anyone to be expecting shit that isn’t gonna come, like a deadbeat dad around Christmas time. So, those will need to be tested before they’re fully implemented. Anyway, I have about 45 minutes to get something to eat before the Laker game starts, so I’m out.

Sin City Chronicles (Intro)

Well, for those of you who have never been here, and knowledge of the area is limited to CSI and other movies or tv shows, let me break it down as simply as I can…Have you ever driven past a mobile home around the holidays ? Well, basically that’s what this town is all about. Las Vegas is a big ass trailer park with Christmas lights(The Strip). Yeah, I said it. If there are any Vegas natives reading this and getting upset…deal with it, cause you know I’m right. I only say that because I haven’t indulged in the nightlife that this city is known for as of yet, so I’m sure my opinion will change once I do. I’m not saying it’s a bad place to be, cause I wouldn’t be here if it was, but just based on first impressions, that’s what I took from it. And with that known, I will be king in less than 12 months. 🙂

Here to save you all…

“Took off the blazer, loosened up my tie, stepped inside of the booth, Superman is alive…” – Jay-Z, Kingdome Come

Yeah, i know I’ve promised to start dropping more stuff before, but this time I really mean it. I’m no longer commuting back and forth between L.A. & Vegas, and I have a somewhat stable internet connection for the time being, and everything is pretty much settled. So, with that said, I have a ton of mental diarrhea to share with you all. Disturbing visual, huh ? I don’t care. :-p So, Beginning tomorrow morning, January 15th, you will be dwelling into some things that you could never imagine, most of which is completely true, the other 2% made up for flair. So, if you haven’t subscribed to this shit yet, I suggest you do, cause I’m back bitches.