Archive for December, 2006

Click here for some hoilday cheer, bitches

It might take a while to load, but here’s an early christmas present: Check out your boy’s dancing skills 🙂

Advertisements

Ho, ho, ho

Well, it’s time for the office Christmas party, so chances are, I will do or say something ignant tonight. I’ll be back with an update as the evening progresses. FYI, your boy is looking fly. I’m a sexy bitch.


Patience…

I have about 6 or 7 posts to get out, so I’ll have some for the 3 of you who actually read my nonsense up tomorrow. Working, driving between L.A. & Vegas, and looking for a new crib doesn’t leave me with much time to type, but it’s all saved mentally. The shop will be open tomorrow. 🙂


Random ass joke

Because I haven’t had much time to post anything, here’s a joke:

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP
AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO
THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE
THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID
FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, “I’M BLOND, I’M
BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE
COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY AND WON’T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE
AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE
ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE
TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, “I’M BLONDE, I’M
BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS
BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON’T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, “YOU SAY SHE IS A
BLONDE? I’LL HANDLE THIS. I’M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.”

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND
WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, “OH, I’M SORRY.” AND SHE GETS UP AND
GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT
ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE
SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

“I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN’T GOING TO HOUSTON.”