Archive for November 13, 2006

"Is That Your Bitch ?" – Jay Z

So, last night I’m having an IM convo with a friend of mine, and she’s asking me about the most random shit…stuff that she already knows the answer to, and bringing up old shit. I think nothing of it, and just chalk it up to her being a little tipsy…or so I thought. I get an email from her this morning, saying that it wasn’t her, but her boyfriend scrounging for information. Then it came to me, the reason the conversation seemed familiar is because this lame was taking stuff from emails we’ve had. Actually copying and pasting shit from emails. Can you believe that shit ? I knew something wasn’t right, but really didn’t put too much into it until I got the scoop from her this morning. Well, since the nigga wants info and most likely reads this shit too (stolen from her bookmarks), here it is:

Yes, I fucked your girl. I admit it, it’s true. I did. Enjoyed it too.

Oh, did I forget to mention that it was over 2, almost 3 years ago when it went down ? Yeah dude, it happened before you 2 got together. I don’t even remember the last time I’ve seen your girl. The fact you gotta spy on her to this extent tells me that you’re a lame, heart filled with bitch-juice ass nigga. There’s nothing going on here, an instant message or the occasional email between 2 friends. That’s it. Get a handle on your life, bruh.

I’m so controversial