Air conditioning saved my life

Today I stopped at Jack In The Box to get myself a chocolate shake ( I Love them shits), when a bee tried to fly in the window. Now, with me being comfortable in my own skin, I don’t mind telling you niglets that I don’t like bees…really, any insects that have wings, cause those fuckers are unpredictable. Anyway, I’m swinging an envelope at it and trying not to whimper like a little girl while I do it, I notice that he can’t really get past the window line. Why ? The A/C is blowing right at it. Ha ha, I win bitch. You’re not gonna make me rear end a truck trying to keep you away from me, you’re not even getting into the car, I win. Not only did i keep Maya the bee out of the car, I gave the girl at the drive-thru something to smile about.

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9 responses

  1. Just A Visitor

    So you were really flirting with the girl in the window, huh?

    November 9, 2006 at 9:23 am

  2. jameil1922

    Maya the bee???????

    November 9, 2006 at 1:12 pm

  3. Peabo DeBarge

    yeah…like the tv show

    November 9, 2006 at 1:14 pm

  4. Doe Boy Fresh!

    “i never pay for shit that i can get by doing dirt
    link up to the girl cashier and start to flirt
    all up in her face and her breath was like murder
    damn the shit i do for a free hamburger
    “well you got my number you gonna call me tonite”
    it depends is them burgers attached to a price
    “sorry sorry”
    im just kidding i’ma call you write you love letters
    “it’s all good”
    thanks for the burgers emm hook me up with a dr pepper.
    thats cool you want some ice
    yeah and some fries will be hella nice
    damn my managers coming play it off okay have a nice day
    im up outta here anyway”

    ~The Coup~

    November 9, 2006 at 1:55 pm

  5. RiceCrispy

    air conditioning?? Damn you Californians are spoiled. I’m just happy that I haven’t seen snow yet.

    November 9, 2006 at 10:39 pm

  6. nerdfasho

    ugh its that hot to enjoy air! and i just had dream a bee stung me last night

    November 10, 2006 at 10:49 am

  7. xp

    Um, one I am kinda jealous you can still have on the A/C… but I was just in Cali… so I can’t hate too much cuz I am still tryna scrub away my tan lines… but LOL @ you not tryna scream like a girl and swattin… I am picturing this and smiling… Maya the bee was the shit too…

    November 10, 2006 at 10:05 pm

  8. DivineLavender

    Sqwilling from a bee is serious….Don’t fake it then they will get you!

    November 11, 2006 at 12:09 pm

  9. solitaire

    The fact that you called a bee a ‘bitch’ makes me laugh my damn head off.
    So does the rest of this blog…I…AM….ADDICTED!

    November 25, 2006 at 9:04 pm

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