Amazing ? Fucked Up ? Funny ? All of the above, I say

I really don’t know how I feel about this one yet…now I was just logging into MySpace when I saw the little promo for whatever the featured video of the day is, and the title is “Armless Swimmer”. So, me being the inquisitive nigga that I am, I had to click. Now before it even starts I’m thinking to myself, “Self, this is fucked up…but we gotta watch this”*. So I start the video, and let me tell you, by the time it was done I had experienced a wide range of emotions while watching this shit. Follow me…

Beginning – This is fucked up
0:30 sec. – Look at this shit…
0:40 sec. – This muthafucka is cheating, he’s got no arms ! How are you gonna be in a freestyle swimming competition with no arms ? That shit ain’t right !
0:45 sec. – This nigga is winning. Go Tadpole, go !
0:48 sec. – This is still fucked up, the other swimmers should protest…
0:51 sec. – I wonder how many laps they’re doing ? Is he gonna do a flip-turn ?
0:53 sec. – He’s going too fast ! Flip nigga, flip !
0:54 sec. – Goddamn, he fucked his head up….
0:58 sec. – I can’t believe what i just saw. I need a drink.

Now watch the video, and see if you ride the same emotional rollercoaster that I did:
Armless Swimmer

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*Yes, I’m aware that I said “we” when referring to myself…

8 responses

  1. T.R.B

    that was disturbing, i couldn’t make it through! and for what it’s worth i like the new layout

    October 28, 2006 at 9:19 pm

  2. jameil1922

    LAWD! I can’t watch it. i’m too scared. i like the new layout too. much more streamlined than the other one.

    October 29, 2006 at 3:49 pm

  3. Peabo DeBarge

    you two HAVE to watch it…it gets good, no, becomes LEGEN-DARY* at the end…

    *Barney from “How I Met Your Mother”

    October 29, 2006 at 7:57 pm

  4. Anonymous

    0:45 sec. – This nigga is winning. Go Tadpole, go !

    a spot in hell just opened up for you……lol

    October 29, 2006 at 10:26 pm

  5. Tenacious

    Like the new layout

    LOL…I’m mad he zinged his head but “tad pole” was giving them some serious go

    October 30, 2006 at 8:00 am

  6. Anonymous

    You are going to hell with gasoline draws on, flying in a jet with no wings.

    After reading your comments on the clip before watching, I laughed the entire clip. I re-watched it when I showed a co-worker the clip. We both cried laughing, especially when he banged his head to stop.

    I have a quick question…How does he get out the pool? Do they scoop him up in a net? You know they can’t grab him and pull him up, because he is slippery when wet.

    Just a Visitor

    October 30, 2006 at 2:26 pm

  7. Dre876

    Feeling the new layout, man. Sheeitt, armlegs niggas should be able to swim too, but i felt bad for him when he planted his face on the tile @ the end tho. Up above is right, how da hell he get out the pool, and how on earth did he discover he had this talent? I can bet you some kids prolly pushed him in as a joke, when he was younger, and he realized he could swim.

    October 30, 2006 at 3:58 pm

  8. xp

    *dies* I read this like a minute ago at work but work blocks the videos, so I finally got to see the video and I am amused the whole time but these damn comments just had me dying LOL @ anonymous 2… I screamed… bless Jesus i that he didnt have the firewalls down so I was able to watch that video at work with your comments in my head and read these comments…

    November 10, 2006 at 10:14 pm

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