The 5 worst rappers in the history of hip-hop

And no, this list doesn’t have Kevin “K-Fed” Federline, Young Dro, Crunchy Black, Master P, Tony Yayo or Diddy, for various reasons…but here’s who I think are the 5 worst rappers ever.


5. Warren G
I don’t care if he is Dr. Dre’s brother, I don’t care if he’s responsible for some of the hottest records to drop in the 90’s, I don’t care if he did single handedly saved Def Jam from going out of business, this nigga is on the list because he spit this garbage ass line “What’s next, what’s next, what’s n-x-e-t…”. Not only did he say it, but no one at Def Jam thought it was a bad idea to let that shit be pressed up…My boy has been trying to convince me for years that it should be “What’s next, what’s next, what’s n-ext, e.t.” as in, “what’s next ? we’re about to smoke some e.t., of course”. I call bullshit.


4. Jim Jones
This mumblemouth ass muhfucka just needs to go back to being Cam’ron’s hypeman, instead of using Juelz Santana’s throwaway rhymes and trying to be an MC…I remember the “Horse & Carriage” video, nigga. For someone who’s as wack as he is, his swagger and ego is HUGE, and I don’t know why.


3. Baby aka Birdman aka #1 Stunna
This dude has ghostwriters out the ass, but still can’t flow for shit. All you have to do is let them record it first, then go in and follow the blueprint…yet he can’t. I beg anyone to find a hot Birdman verse and send it to me.


2. Bow Wow
It’s sad when everyone and their mama know that you don’t write your own lyrics, but it works for some people…Diddy, Dr. Dre, etc. these niggas are able to take others’ lyrics, yet flow in such a way that you almost believe that they could have written it, and pull it off convincingly. But when this lil bastard does it, 2 bars into his songs you instantly go “JD wrote that” or “T.I. wrote that”. And the fact that he doesn’t realize how corny he is makes him even worse. Midget.


1. Silkk The Shocker
Not even close, hands down the worst ever. This dude has a knack for messing up every song he’s even been on. Even his brothers Master P & C-Murder, who built their careers off of poorly imitating 2pac and using “Uhhhhhhh” as actual lyrics, are better than this lame. It’s hard to be this bad, even if you do it on purpose.

So, while you marinate on that, I’ll be back later with the 5 best rappers in the history of hip-hop.

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8 responses

  1. Shana

    There are so many bad ones . . . I have a few that I think suck they are: Diddy (needs to stick to making other people stars), The Ying Yang Twins (just plain ignorance), Fabolous (I really can’t get past his teeth), E40(the “Yay” area slang just really sucks), Ice T (be an actor . . be a pimp. . .but leave rap alone). There are SOOOO many . . . it’s hard to chose just 5.

    October 25, 2006 at 7:35 pm

  2. Peabo DeBarge

    not for me, i can choose the top 5 with no hesitation. #6 – whatever is a toss up, but the top 5 is locked.

    October 25, 2006 at 8:28 pm

  3. Doe Boy Fresh!

    (dis)Honorable Mentions:
    5- Ja Rule
    4- Chingy (dont get me started)
    3- Benzino
    2- Gerardo
    1- Sheek Louch

    He was the Mister Dalvin of The Lox…

    October 26, 2006 at 7:00 am

  4. SIster Toldja

    You are hilarious. I do wonder how Benzino avoided making the list, but he’s had a reeeeaaaal bad week lately.

    I love your blog, btw. Please check mine out, I think you’d dig it. It’s currently at http://blog.myspace.com/ohsojamilah

    You will see that I, too habitually step over the line. I’m primarily on Myspace now, until I figure out how to work Blogger Beta. If you look at my Blogger profile, you’ll see me under-construction page as well as the Liberator weblog which I now contribute to. PEACE!

    October 26, 2006 at 4:56 pm

  5. Derek

    5- Ja Rule
    4- ED O.G. and Da Bull Dogs
    3- Nelly & crew
    2- Amil
    1- Master P

    October 27, 2006 at 3:12 am

  6. T.R.B

    that list is so on point. i agree completely. and with silk its like he can’t even hear the beat, he rhymes too fast and reckless for the record to even mesh and it ends up sounding like garbage.

    October 27, 2006 at 7:14 am

  7. The Mistress

    You forgot Chi Ali.

    Cool it Coyote!

    Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

    November 3, 2006 at 8:35 pm

  8. Jacqueline

    Don’t forget Jacki O,Khia,Trina and that horrible Cam’ron.

    November 11, 2006 at 9:00 pm

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