Archive for October 1, 2006

Sunday randomness

…and the Raiders lost a-fuckin-gain. How can a team with Randy Moss only gain 68 yards passing ? Shit’s disgusting.

I don’t know about you, but I find this shit hilarious. These Skittles commercials are weird as shit, but this one cracks me up. I think it’s brilliant.

Clay Aiken is as smart as a bag of rocks.

On whether he’s gay: “What do you say (to that question)? … It’s like when I was 8. I remember something would get broken in the house, and Mom and Dad would call me in and say, ‘Did you do this?’ Well, it didn’t matter what I said. The only thing they would believe was yes. … People are going to believe what they want.”

Translation: I’m not gonna say anything, I’m gonna continue to give vague and ambiguous answers, because I know I’m gay, you know I’m gay, but I’m not gonna alienate my blindly loyal female fanbase. It’s worked for Michael Jackson for years.

On the future: “I want to be a father so badly. I want (kids) one day. Not now. … I would love to adopt. There’s an orphanage not too far from my house, and I’ve been up before with church. I always thought, ‘What happens to those kids who have the potential to go to college but just can’t afford it?’ I’ve been thinking a lot lately about finding a way to pay for one of those kids to go to college.”

Translation: I’m gay, so there’s a 98% chance I won’t be able to be a daddy the old-fashioned way, so I’m gonna have to adopt a little red headed girl who loves show tunes.

Nigga, you just fell for the okie-doke. Just admit it and get it over with. The sooner you do it, the better. It’s not like anyone really cares. Dumbass.

I got this pic in an email this morning:

The fuck are you doing to get hit in the foot by a javelin ? That shit just doesn’t happen…to anybody. I think it’s funny.