DMX is the lyingest* nigga of the week, and dumb nigga of the year candidate #7

Q. Best excuse ever for getting a woman who’s not your wife pregnant ?

A. “She raped me” – Earl “DMX” Simmons

Senator Davis, what do you think about this ?

“Sheeeeeeeeeeeit.”

Nigga, I agree. What kind of ig’nant ass alibi is that ? I’ll tell you. It’s the kind of shit you tell your mama when you accidentally set your little sister’s hair on fire when you’re 9 years old. “Why did you do this to your sister ?”, and you say, “I din’ do dat…it was Fifi(The family dog)”. Yeah right. Saddest part of all of this, his wife is cosigning this bullshit. Somewhere, Juwan Howard is calling him a lyin’ muhfucka.

*I know it’s not a real word

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4 responses

  1. RiceCrispy

    Did you see his picture on the cover of Sister 2 Sister, trying to look all pitiful??

    ohnotheydidnt

    September 21, 2006 at 11:40 pm

  2. jameil1922

    he is so wack. so so wack. she raped me??? someone sit him down please.

    September 22, 2006 at 7:40 am

  3. Peabo DeBarge

    crispy, it’s ri-goddamn-diculous

    September 22, 2006 at 2:07 pm

  4. Anonymous

    he doesn’t EVEN know…how do REAL rape victims feel? he needs to check himself on that one!

    September 24, 2006 at 5:45 am

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