I love it when a plan comes together

So, I was taking my daily stroll through the blog hood, and I found Humanity Critic’s piece on internet beef. I was reminded of another one I saw on Cherryl’s page, that explained an ongoing issue between Kris Ex, Byron Crawford & Clyde Smith (that shit is HI-larious, from all sides). I figured that there had to be some people out there who have some sort of beef with other bloggers for whatever reason, but they just don’t have quick wit to defend themselves in a war of words. That’s where I come in. You shoot me an email detailing who it is you have beef with and why, show me their blog, and in less than 48 hours I’ll have you ready for an all out assault on the hapless victim. And unlike other ghostwriters, I’ll do it for free, just cause I’m an asshole. I’ll take you from Clark Kent to 50 Cent. Chuuuuuch.


7 responses

  1. jameil1922

    omg! hilarious! whenever my fave bloggers start talkin bout people net hatin i’m always like wth are you even worryin abt it for???? so bizarre. i really don’t get it. but i can’t wait to see your work. i might make up a beef just to see.

    September 12, 2006 at 9:39 pm

  2. Clay

    lol … that is funny.

    September 13, 2006 at 8:13 am

  3. juiicySCOOP

    HAHAHA!!!!!!! You’re a fool!!

    September 13, 2006 at 8:46 am

  4. Anonymous

    big gurl in the city comes off a bit boughetto imho if you feel like wise, please check-a-ho!

    September 14, 2006 at 6:38 pm

  5. Peabo DeBarge

    i’ll do it, but this is how it goes down. i’ll put the attack together, but you have to post it on your blog. no anonymous hate, you gotta take credit for your own beef. “wanksta” or “piggybank” wouldn’t have worked if 50 put them out as “m.c. anonymous”.

    September 15, 2006 at 11:23 am

  6. Anonymous

    okay…now here comes the strange/weird part…i ain’t got no blog! i really don’t have TIME to dedicate to actually putting it up and maintaining it and all that other ish…sorry, gonna have to let this one go…for the time being…so, in the meantime i will continue to support and co-sign with all of the wonderful-mostly positive bloggers out here such as yourself…i mean really, some people put themselves out there to get clowned (celebs) but there seems to be a LOT of unneccessary hateration goin on in this danceree!

    September 15, 2006 at 3:09 pm

  7. Anonymous

    ^^not your blog, per say…just the black blogs in general=hateration

    September 15, 2006 at 3:10 pm

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