So, I was taking my daily stroll through the blog hood, and I found Humanity Critic’s piece on internet beef. I was reminded of another one I saw on Cherryl’s page, that explained an ongoing issue between Kris Ex, Byron Crawford & Clyde Smith (that shit is HI-larious, from all sides). I figured that there had to be some people out there who have some sort of beef with other bloggers for whatever reason, but they just don’t have quick wit to defend themselves in a war of words. That’s where I come in. You shoot me an email detailing who it is you have beef with and why, show me their blog, and in less than 48 hours I’ll have you ready for an all out assault on the hapless victim. And unlike other ghostwriters, I’ll do it for free, just cause I’m an asshole. I’ll take you from Clark Kent to 50 Cent. Chuuuuuch.