A day in the life, v2.0

I’m not working today, so, I’m gonna continually update this post throughout the day.

This world we live in ain’t right, and everyday I’m reminded of this. So, I’m playing my freshly copped Madden 07 this morning, giving it a test run. It’s everything I expect from EA Sports. Business as u-su-al, until I score a touchdown…why did this nigga drop the ball and start c-walkin in the end zone ? First Lil’ Bow Wow, now video game characters. Shit.

Apparently, Pluto is no longer a planet. How does that work ? It’s been a planet my whole life, now it’s not. How does a planet get laid off ? Is it that hard out here, a planet can’t keep a job ?

“Temptations, sing !”

After watching Beyonce’s first 2 videos from her new album, I really need to talk to Shawn. I need to know exactly what it is he’s done to this girl, because I want a chick to hang from my belt loop and fight the cops. At this point, I can say that she’s just the right amount of crazy. The kind that’ll stab a bitch if she has to. As long as she doesn’t get to the Lorena Bobbitt level, it’s all good.

Sometimes you see stuff and just shake your head. This is one of those times. Spotted @ Pope-Rah Says

“Terminator X !”

If you haven’t placed yourself on my “buy a nigga a drink” world tour map, click here to add yourself. When I hit your hood, drinks are on you.

Off to Red Buddha socialize for a bit.

Just got home. Caught the end of “Pimp My Ride”…they put a 30 ft. inflatable movie screen in this dude’s trunk. Xzibit said the same thing I was thinking, “That is ridiculously unnecessary”. I agree. On that note, I’m taking my ass to bed.


3 responses

  1. jameil1922

    clearly i need you to do a day in the life at least once a week. no slackin. this was hilarious. word? video game cwalk? huh uh. i think beyonce doth protesteth too much. why you gotta say you can’t have my man on every song? i heard that’s what the whole album is like. all that hollin. survivor beyonce. and wth do i look like puttin myself on a list to buy YOU a drink? ha! that is hilarious. come to pgh and i might be kind enuf to let YOU buy me a drink!

    August 28, 2006 at 10:30 am

  2. Peabo DeBarge

    yep. the c-walk has made it’s way into video games.

    August 29, 2006 at 12:42 pm

  3. Bougie Female

    lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo OMG this was hella funny.

    [inner thought] he actually “considered” whipping his ass with is hand? Ewww [/inner thought]

    still funny shit.

    August 30, 2006 at 12:23 pm

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