A day in the life, v2.0

I’m not working today, so, I’m gonna continually update this post throughout the day.

11:20am
This world we live in ain’t right, and everyday I’m reminded of this. So, I’m playing my freshly copped Madden 07 this morning, giving it a test run. It’s everything I expect from EA Sports. Business as u-su-al, until I score a touchdown…why did this nigga drop the ball and start c-walkin in the end zone ? First Lil’ Bow Wow, now video game characters. Shit.

12:15pm
Apparently, Pluto is no longer a planet. How does that work ? It’s been a planet my whole life, now it’s not. How does a planet get laid off ? Is it that hard out here, a planet can’t keep a job ?

1:55pm
“Temptations, sing !”

2:35pm
After watching Beyonce’s first 2 videos from her new album, I really need to talk to Shawn. I need to know exactly what it is he’s done to this girl, because I want a chick to hang from my belt loop and fight the cops. At this point, I can say that she’s just the right amount of crazy. The kind that’ll stab a bitch if she has to. As long as she doesn’t get to the Lorena Bobbitt level, it’s all good.

4:50pm
Sometimes you see stuff and just shake your head. This is one of those times. Spotted @ Pope-Rah Says

6:15pm
“Terminator X !”

7:20pm
If you haven’t placed yourself on my “buy a nigga a drink” world tour map, click here to add yourself. When I hit your hood, drinks are on you.

8:30pm
Off to Red Buddha socialize for a bit.

11:00pm
Just got home. Caught the end of “Pimp My Ride”…they put a 30 ft. inflatable movie screen in this dude’s trunk. Xzibit said the same thing I was thinking, “That is ridiculously unnecessary”. I agree. On that note, I’m taking my ass to bed.

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3 responses

  1. jameil1922

    clearly i need you to do a day in the life at least once a week. no slackin. this was hilarious. word? video game cwalk? huh uh. i think beyonce doth protesteth too much. why you gotta say you can’t have my man on every song? i heard that’s what the whole album is like. all that hollin. survivor beyonce. and wth do i look like puttin myself on a list to buy YOU a drink? ha! that is hilarious. come to pgh and i might be kind enuf to let YOU buy me a drink!

    August 28, 2006 at 10:30 am

  2. Peabo DeBarge

    yep. the c-walk has made it’s way into video games.

    August 29, 2006 at 12:42 pm

  3. Bougie Female

    lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo OMG this was hella funny.

    [inner thought] he actually “considered” whipping his ass with is hand? Ewww [/inner thought]

    still funny shit.

    August 30, 2006 at 12:23 pm

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