I HATE bad-ass kids

So, I’m in the barbershop this morning, and this little kid is just running amuck. He’s about 2, 3 years old, and just doing what he wants to do. Lil bastard even took a swing at me cause I was getting in the chair and he wasn’t. I think his dad was retarded, or mute…either or, cause he wouldn’t even say anything. It’s like he was afraid of this lil nigga. Triple B had to tell him several times to “get your kid”, she even stopped cutting this dudes hair to pick the kid up and put him in a chair. 5 minutes later, he’s running around throwing magazines and shit, and his dad is looking at him and gesturing for him to come back, and the kid is just blowing him off, mean muggin and making baby sounds which equate to “leemelone you punk ass nigga, I run this muthafucka !” Not once did this dude say anything above a whisper, leading me to believe that he’s scared of his own kid. Now I don’t have any kids, but when I do, I dare one of them to act like this demon. I can almost guarantee with 100% certainty, that my kids will be the most well-mannered lil niglets on the planet. If you’re the parent of a bad-ass kid, you suck. And your kid sucks too. Yeah, I said it.


6 responses

  1. A woman on the move

    LOL, I agree-that’s why BIRTH CONTROL PILLS works for ME….LOL

    August 17, 2006 at 4:21 pm

  2. round ass/put em on the glass

    Something like that happened to me except it was with fam. 2 of my cousins and I went to the shop to get the hair done. Their two nephews, ages 2 and 3, came with and acted a natural ass. The shop owner didnt mind cause he likes my cousin but I was pissed. At first I tried not to say anything cause the lil ones were their responsibility and I didnt want to step on any toes. That lasted all of 5 minutes cause I cant stand bad arse children. So I got the two of them to sit down and the 2 yr old shut up like he was supposed to but the bratty 3 yr old started cryin. My cousin came and got him and he gave me the “I run this” look. And were did his lil arse end up? Right back in the chair next to me mad and cryin. Now he knows that I RUN THIS! I agree with AWOTM; birth control does just fine. But when I do have em, best believe they will be under control.

    August 17, 2006 at 5:55 pm

  3. The Mistress

    I will tell someone in a minute “Lady, your kid is an asshole” and I don’t give a fuck! Children are NOT for me. None of them.

    Thank you Depo Provera for saving me these heachaches.

    August 18, 2006 at 2:11 am

  4. Anonymous

    i was reading a book minding my own sitting outside @ the park & this kid took sand & threw it up @ me, it got in my eyes, & i had contacts in. i was NOT happy! so i looked (as well as i could) @ the dad & said “did you see that?” & the dad didn’t say anything, so i immediately took sand & threw it back @ the kid. it got in his eyes & ears & he started to cry (scream actually). i then got up in his face & said “how does it feel? you like it?, does it feel good?, doesn’t feel good does it? DON’T DO IT TO OTHER PEOPLE! keep crying! remember that it hurts!!” i then turned & told the father (who stood there schocked)that he had better learn how to parent better, or his kid might get hurt (HA!) & i should sue or beat his ass , (i could not decide which), because the sand was wedged in my eyes & my contacts were scratched. that was mean of me but damn! that shit hurt!

    August 22, 2006 at 7:03 pm

  5. B

    I spank kids. I have no problem spanking other people’s chirren if they acting a fool. My moms never hesitated. That’s what community is all about. These stories got me amped! I might have to stop by a park or daycare or something on my lunch break and just sit patiently, waiting for somebody’s little one to show out.

    August 23, 2006 at 10:59 am

  6. T.C.

    I believe in whopping children…don’t leave your child with me if you don’t want them to be whopped period! I would have had to say something to that man or to the little boy…LIKE sit you little butt down…IF I am out with a friend or something and their kid is acting a fool and they aren’t saying anything…Imma say something…I can’t stand bad kids, I can’t stand it with a passion…

    My kids will KNOW when Mommy looks at you…you better get it right…cause I don’t care WHO is around…Imma beat them jokers down..period!
    That’s the problem with these kids their parents are either scared or they just don’t care…Bump that…

    August 24, 2006 at 1:23 pm

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