Me & My Bitch

I have commitment issues. This is what my cousin tells me. She feels that because I’m not married with chirrens, I’m afraid of settling down. Not true. The shit doesn’t scare me at all, it’s just that I seem to come across these chicks who aren’t worthy. Pun intended. Add to the fact that I enjoy having options and spending time with different women for different reasons. I have no problem with locking down with one young lady if the situation is right, the face is gorgeous and the ass is round enough(Yeah, I’m shallow…what can you do ?), but I have yet to meet anyone who meets my standards. When I meet the woman who’ll hang from my belt loop and have a Tina Turner-esque conniption fit a la Beyonce at the B.E.T. awards, then I’ll shut it down. Until then, to pacify my cousin, I’ll be holding new ho auditions this Saturday at The Grove, 10am, email me for info. J/K. So, is anybody else being hassled by friends and family or am I the only one ? Speak.


6 responses

  1. Anonymous

    I think I have fallen in love with you simply from reading your blog.
    j/k keep making me smile. (oh yeah, my butt is round enough, trust)

    August 16, 2006 at 10:30 pm

  2. Peabo DeBarge

    “put em on the glass !”

    August 17, 2006 at 11:14 am

  3. RiceCrispy

    You’re not the only one but you’ve read the stories about the mens… well, unless I want to settle for drunken notes and ignorant questions, I’ll stay single for a little while longer!

    I have more bad dating stories but I think I’ve been a bit to liberal when giving my blog address out so I’m not sure who is reading it these days…

    I think as I get older, I just start to expect more. Maybe I need a change of scenery!

    August 17, 2006 at 11:17 pm

  4. Peabo DeBarge

    you should try fargo, north dakota. i’m gonna move there and become king of the white women. 🙂

    August 18, 2006 at 1:55 pm

  5. RiceCrispy

    nah…I grew up in a small White town, been there done that. But I’ll be in LA soon. OK, not really. Just a 4 hr layover. I’m going to Hawaii tommorrow!!!

    August 18, 2006 at 3:59 pm

  6. Peabo DeBarge

    bring me a present 🙂

    August 19, 2006 at 12:45 am

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