Fat Bastards

We’re a country full of barrel asses. It’s true. Some of us don’t want to admit it, but it is what it is. The thing that really brought this to my attention was a Taco Bell commercial encouraging people to have a “4th meal” that falls between dinner and breakfast. Come on now, as if niggas need to be eating at 4am. Drive-thru food at that. Don’t get me wrong, after a night of clubbing and partying, it’s understandable. Ok, I’ll give you that one. But they’re trying to get people to make it a part of their daily routine. That shit ain’t right…And while we’re on the subject, there’s no reason for Burger King to be pushing a “Texas Style Triple Whopper”. A TRIPLE FUCKIN WHOPPER !!! It’s like a bag full of heart attack. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m no health junkie, but damn, this is ridiculous. Anyway, my point is this. Have a carrot and a V-8 splash tomorrow, niggas.


3 responses

  1. dpm

    I agree. Years ago, I was in my about to go in Taco Bell… Then I started to see the people going in and out of the joint and I almost threw the fuck up. It changed my life.

    June 28, 2006 at 3:45 pm

  2. RiceCrispy

    When I went to Atlanta, my friend and I went to McD’s and I asked her to order me a 6 nugget meal and she told me it only comes in 10. I was like what?? My ass is greedy so if you give me 10, I’ll eat 10 even if I only wanted 6.

    I lived in Cali for a year too and I gained some weight cause there were so many buffet restaurants, it was hard to resist. Not that we don’t have all that kinda stuff in Canada but it doesn’t seem as prevalent.

    July 2, 2006 at 6:07 pm

  3. jk with an E

    i’m having a carrot and a V-8 splash today.

    “shit’s digusting!”

    July 6, 2006 at 1:43 pm

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