The Devil’s Advocate (Part 2)
Since I was called out by Jameil(it’s like she was reading my mind, but I did drop a clue by naming it “The Devil’s Advocate” ;-p), here’s the second part:
At work yesterday, I was talking to a couple co-workers about random shit, and somehow we ended up talking about Buffie The Body. Now my man spent quite a bit of time extolling the greatness that is Buffie’s ass. I, on the other hand, couldn’t figure out what makes her so special. There’s ass like that on the streets everyday(What up, June ?), so why is she so hot right now ? Dude goes, “Let’s go to the website, you’ll see.” So we pull it up, and I’m clicking around and seeing what’s there. Not really all that impressed, until we got to the “calendar” & the “bio/contact” section, and I saw this:
That’s when the wheels started turning. For the right price, I can have this bird show up at an event. But why ? I mean, what does she do ? In the words of N.O.R.E., “Nothin !”. You book her, promote the event, then have this bitch stand around with a tight pair of pants all night ? Fuckin brilliant ! I gotta get in on this action. I know what you’re thinking, “Nigga, how are you gonna say it’s brilliant, when 24 hours ago you were shitting on ol’ girl ?”…it’s like this. If she can get away with having people pay her to show up places, just because she got a fat ass, she’s obviously smarter than I am. Let’s say she is getting $500 for these gigs…this month alone, according to her calendar, she’s doing 13 of them. Nigga, that’s $6500 !!! $6500, plus hotel & travel (I assume), for doing jack shit…standing around in a pair of tight pants and maybe saying 7 words on the mic. I bet she bumps track #1 on Reasonable Doubt* everyday. It’s probably her ringtone. The fact that people are willing to part with their hard earned cash, for such a trivial reason amazes me. To go to a club just because a G-list celebrity is gonna be there ? I have to get my finger in this pie. Get that money, gull.