The Devil’s Advocate
At work yesterday, I was talking to a couple co-workers about random shit, and somehow we ended up talking about Buffie The Body. Now my man spent quite a bit of time extolling the greatness that is Buffie’s ass. I, on the other hand, couldn’t figure out what makes her so special. There’s ass like that on the streets everyday(What up, June ?), so why is she so hot right now ? Dude goes, “Let’s go to the website, you’ll see.” So we pull it up, and I’m clicking around and seeing what’s there. Not really all that impressed, until we got to the “calendar” & the “bio/contact” section, and I saw this:
That’s when the wheels started turning. For the right price, I can have this bird show up at an event. But why ? I mean, what does she do ? In the words of N.O.R.E., “Nothin !”. You book her, promote the event, then have this bitch stand around with a tight pair of pants all night ? Shhhhheeeeeeit, not the kid. If you’re gonna get some money from me, you gotta at least earn it, ya dig ? Not just standing around doing nothing. And on another note, if you’re going to a party just because it’s being “hosted” by Vivica A. Fox, Morris Chestnut & Buffie The Body (Even I can’t make this shit up), you just need to quit going to clubs altogether. Keep your country ass at home. But back to Buffie, she can’t possibly be making that much bread at these events, I’m thinking fo’, fi’ hunnid, tops. I’ll give this ho a grand just to come to my house and do random shit like cut the grass or rearrange furniture…And not in a thong or boy shorts either. I’d put her ass in a black Dickies suit and some Wolverine work boots. Shit, I’d have her making balloon animals at my godson’s birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese…wouldn’t even tell anybody she was coming either, it would be me, her & 15 4th graders. By the end of the day, she’d be rethinking her career choice…if you wanna call it a career. Chuuuch.