So i’m walking through the parking lot toward the barbershop, and I see this chick sitting outside. Now when you see a woman at the barbershop, you know it’s one of 2 things:
A. She’s with her man, who’s inside getting tapered up.
B. She’s with her kid, who’s inside getting tapered up.
Now me being the kind of dude that I am, from 10 ft. away, I assess the situation, and decide to go with “B”…cause even if it is “A”, and she responds to the shit I’m about to throw her way, that’s not my problem. That’s something she and “A” have to have to work out. BTW, niggas, don’t get upset at me if you catch your girl reckless eyeballing. Even at the airport they tell you never to leave your possessions unattended…but I digress. So, as I approach, I give her the old “Hey, how you doin ?” and she gives it right back. Game on ! We go back and forth for about 2 minutes, and then her phone rings. So, I tell her I’m gonna go in and she says “I’ll be inside in a minute”.
Miguel – 1, Honeycoated Luvmuffin – 0.
I walk through the door to take another assessment of the situation, and I notice that it must be “old school playa” day in the shop, cause I see no one who could be her significant other. Unless there’s some Ronald Isley shit going on, I see no potential threats. Another quick scan of the area tells me that there are no kids in the spot either. This is gonna be like stealing Stevie Wonder’s wallet.
Miguel – 2, Sex As A Weapon – 0
By the time she came in about 15 minutes later, I was already in the chair getting cut up and she walked over toward Triple B’s station and started talking to her. Now Triple B is the name I made up for the female barber with the big ass (Big Booty Barber) who I never let cut my hair, cause if I do I can’t look at her booty from the other chair…random off-topic info. Anyway, I’m asking Jason who the other chick is and he just goes, “No”. I start talking again and he cuts me off “No”, I try a 3rd time and he shakes his head and goes “No”. I’m like “Damn, is this your little sister ?”, and he goes “Trust me on this one”. So, I’m looking over at this weekend and she’s still talking to BBB, and I notice that she’s getting up to leave…the only thing I’m thinking is “Can you cut a little faster, please ? Thank you kindly”. Just as I’m about to tell Jason to hold up for a minute, I notice that the body language was kinda weird between her BBB, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. Then, before I had to even try to figure it out, she leans over and gives her a kiss, and walks out of the door. I go very Scooby Doo-like with a “Hunh ?”. I didn’t see that coming at all. Like those Volkswagen commercials with the accidents and stuff. Blindsided. Jason looks at me and goes, “You saw that right ?”. I was flabbergasted. Dumbfounded, even. I can’t believe that Sugarbritches wasn’t there with her man, or her kid. She was there for “C”. That wasn’t even an option. Oh well, that’s the way it goes with me…I have to work Friday & Saturday, anyway.
Triple B – 11, Miguel – 2