Chapter 1: Fergie ruined the Black Eyed Peas

“My Humps” is the worst song I’ve heard in a long time. First of all, how are you gonna have a chick with NO ass, and a chest like mine, singing about her “hump and her lovely lady lumps” ? That’s false advertising.

They could have at least found a chick with a body like Beyonce and put her on the record. It could have been “My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas feat. Keyshia “Butterface” Cole. Now those are some lovely lady lumps. But only a genius such as myself would even think of it. But I digress…What the hell happened to the Black Eyed Peas ? They went from “Joints & Jams” to doing duets with Justin Timberlake* ? Maybe if it came from a different group, I could accept it. But to watch the evolution of Black Eyed Peas over the past few years is just sad. When I think “Wack”, I think BEP. And it all started when the white girl showed up.

They were doing alright when they had the occasional guest vocalist on their songs…Macy Gray, Esthero, Kim Hill, etc. But they had to go for the full-time fourth member. And that threw off the entire balance. Think about it, back in the day when they performed, you would get a show. Every video had like a 30-35 second gap where these fools would be breakin’ like it was ’86 all over again. Now they just stand to the side doing some generic points and poses while Fergie and 4 other chicks who can’t dance try to pull of some sort of choreographed chaos. They’ve gone from being the quintessential hip-hop crew, to cookie-cutter pop stars.

And what’s going on in this pic ? Does she have sweaty puss or did she piss on herself ? Either way, shit’s funny.

Coming soon
Chapter 2: People who would be happier if Gwen Stefani didn’t exist

*Recurring character in this ongoing saga

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7 responses

  1. Beauty

    Thanks for stoppin’ by my blog. Fergie was needed for crossover appeal that was all a strategy. I got used to her, what irks me is the lack of realness of BEP’s music. They could have added her up to the group, been a little bit poppish but still have good music. These cats ran out of things to talk about. How you’re gonna work with The PussyCat Dolls and claim to be a real artist? You’ve never heard PCD’s song “Beep” with William from BEP? That’s atrocious! “My Humps” is definitely one of the WORST SONGS IN MUSIC HISTORY.

    They’re garbage,and I don’t think Fergie is to blame musically, she’s here for their image and only sings the hooks. I blame the THREE GUYS. THEY added the girl and THEY put out bullcrap music.They have a few nice song, that song with Q-Tip and Kweli, that song with James Brown, but all in all they’re garbage.

    I want the group to disappear, it’s a crying shame!!!

    November 16, 2005 at 11:07 am

    • saviva

      Yes the three guys in the band decided to sell out completely and and the girl to the band. However, it is evident to me by the songs with other singers they did pre Fergie, if they had chosen someone with more soul and fiber they may have gone in a slightly different direction (Check out songs with Kim Hill for instance).

      How unfortunate that people today have such awful and prescribed tastes. Absolute sheep.

      March 5, 2011 at 10:20 pm

  2. Accomplice

    can her ass get any flatter?

    February 16, 2006 at 4:45 pm

  3. jameil1922

    hahahahahahahahaha!! another blogger called the new blackeyed peas two mutes, a buffoon and a ho or something to that effect. i never knew the old black eyed peas but this mockery is still ALLLLLLLL bad to me. ugh. they’re a mess.

    February 17, 2006 at 11:25 am

  4. Keisha

    For the record, that is piss…my friend was @ that show, and she blatantly just peed on herself in front of everyone. On top of that, on some blog, there’s reports of a puddle possibly? Idk…

    LMAO though – SO TRUE!!!

    February 27, 2006 at 7:01 am

  5. Stacie von Kutieboots

    I do remember when the BEP were str-8. I wouldn’t call them a hip-hop group but they were definately a breath of fresh air in that genre. Then there’s Fergie. I just don’t like white girls! I think they are what’s wrong with the world. Every stupid thing man (black or white) has done was for a white chick. Helen of Troy, various queens of England, the white trash of Rosewood, chick who claimed 14 yr old boy named Till whistled at her…I could go on and on. Check my profile. If I was a cannibal, I’d have some Anglo pumps made from FSU chicks. LoL.

    March 3, 2006 at 9:34 am

  6. DivineLavender

    The only Fergie I like is the one royal princess over in England.

    Enuff said!

    November 11, 2006 at 11:36 pm

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